May 2013
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
March 2013
charlesdutton:
how do people even invent math stuff like who the fuck was sitting around a hundred years ago or whatever and thought to themselves “you know what we need? negative exponents”
imorb:
how do snakes have sex
i mean they’re
fuckin
noodles
February 2013
January 2013
4 tags
michaelpalin:
i dont understand the pleasure in sexting
like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like
what would
?????
how do i respond??
‘i’m so happy for you’
